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You are evidence of your mother's strength, especially if you are a rebellious knucklehead and regardless she has always maintained her sanity.


Criss Jami


#cute #difficulties #disobedience #evidence #funny

Mrs. Winalski owned a candy-apple-red 1965 Mustang GT convertible, and she drove it like she could die at any minute and needed to get five things done before that happened.


Lish McBride


#die #funny #funny

Cat's friends seemed like very sweet girls," Dad says. "They were the bomb," I say fervently, and he looks back at me with raised eyebrows. "'The bomb' is a good thing? Like 'sick'? "Duh," I reply, and Dad lets out a sigh. "Thirteen-year-olds should come with subtitles," he says, turning onto our street.


Maya Gold


#language #oldies #sick #subtitles #youngsters

It's funny how your dead when people start listening.


The Band Perry


#funny

Your mom is so old, she might die soon


A really great comedian


#i-think-i-died-when-i-read-that #jokes #funny

Why do you need that thing?" September asked. "None of the airports back home have them." "They do. You just can't see them right," Betsy Basilstalk said with a grin. "All customs agents have them, otherwise, why would people agree to stand in line and be peered at and inspected? We all live inside the terrible engine of authority, and it grinds and shrieks and burns so that no one will say, lines on maps are silly. Where you live, the awful machinery is smaller, harder to see. Less honest, that's all. Whereas Rupert here? He's as honest as they come. Does what it says on the box.


Catherynne M. Valente


#customs #obedience #travel #truth-telling #home

The government decides to try to increase the middle class by subsidizing things that middle class people have: If middle-class people go to college and own homes, then surely if more people go to college and own homes, we’ll have more middle-class people. But homeownership and college aren’t causes of middle-class status, they’re markers for possessing the kinds of traits — self-discipline, the ability to defer gratification, etc. — that let you enter, and stay, in the middle class. Subsidizing the markers doesn’t produce the traits; if anything, it undermines them.


Glenn Reynolds


#subsidies #home

Over the past couple of months, Chantel had become a pro at leading book discussions and inventing fun games and trivia questions that all related to that particular month's book selection. Although, last month's theme, dystopian and the book selection "Matched" by Allie Condie, had the retirement home director a little concerned when everyone wanted to stop taking their medications. Not... a good... thing!


JoJo Sutis


#chantel-s-choice #humor #jojo-sutis #matched #teen-fiction

Tex's head snapped in my direction. Fuckin' A, woman, you've never had a s'more? he boomed I shook my head. Christ, everyone's gotta have a s'more before they die. Fuck that shit, I'll build a fire in my backyard tonight and I'll stop by Kumar's on the way home to get the stuff. Everyone can come by-


Kristen Ashley


#hector #hilarious #regret #rock-chick #sadie

Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.


Tamora Pierce


#obedience #humor