#diapers

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When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I've got $26 left.


Ang Lee


#buy #collect #diapers #get #got

In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.


Patti Smith


#changed #children #citizen #cleaned #diapers

Please consult your child’s Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies, internal bleeding, and irreversible sex change.


Kenya Wright


#fire-baptized #humor #kenya-wright #sex-change #witch-doctor

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.


Felix Baumgartner


#diapers #heroes #just #wear

I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window of time to myself.


Marcia Cross


#diapers #exciting #feed #i #myself

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.


Don Marquis


#care #change #diapers #important #important things

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.


Geraldo Rivera


#children #diapers #jackson #michael #michael jackson

No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night!


Lauren Hutton


#change #child #children #diapers #feed

But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is diapers and lawnmowers, decks that need painting, a wife that needs to be listened to, kids that need to be taught right from wrong, a checkbook, an oil change, a sunset behind a mountain, laughter at a kitchen table, too much wine, a chipped tooth, and a screaming child.


Donald Miller


#diapers #family #marriage #real-life #sunset