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Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie. ↗

And it's funny because it was my grandpa who painted it shut (window) in the first place, and he had a whole storage shed full of just about every tool you could imagine. He was one of those guys who thought he could fix anything, but it never worked out quite as well as he planned. He was more of a visionary than a nuts -and bolts kind of guy. ↗

— Nicholas Sparks

#funny

The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the political behavior of Western Civilization. ↗

— Robert Anton Wilson

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If I haven't made myself clear, this worrisome chain of events describes the game of the nineteenth century. ↗

— John Thorn

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String Theory describes energy and matter as being composed of tiny, wiggling strands of energy that look like strings. And the pitch of a string's vibration determines the nature of its effect. ↗

— Roy H. Williams

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Pessimism only describes an attitude, and not facts, and hence is entirely subjective. ↗

— Francis Parker Yockey

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It is not a God, just and good, but a devil, under the name of God, that the Bible describes. ↗

— Thomas Paine

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Mr. Obama has an ingenious approach to job losses: He describes them as job gains. ↗

— Karl Rove

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True philosophy invents nothing; it merely establishes and describes what is. ↗