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If somebody tells me what to do, I will do my best not to do it.


Hiroko Sakai


#funny #humorous #independence #funny

I love it--I just love it.


Franklin D. Roosevelt


#laughter #president #humor

I'm taking a quick shower. I'm gross. I need to be clean." "You shouldn't be doing that." The door handle jingled. It wasn't locked. "Alex!" "I'm naked," I warned. Silence and then, "Is that supposed to make me not want to come in there?


Jennifer L. Armentrout


#alex #deity #humor #humor

There are no things man was not meant to know. There are, perhaps, things man is too dumb to figure out, but that's a different problem.


Michael Kurland


#humor #logic #science #humor

But, you know, I feel more fellowship with the defeated than with saints. Heroism and sanctity don't really appeal to me, I imagine. What interests me is being a man.


Albert Camus


#genuine #humanism #imagination

My office is in a building in midtown Chicago. It's an older building, and not in the best of shape, especially since there was that problem with the elevator last year. I don't care what anyone says, that wasn't my fault. when a giant scorpion the size of an Irish wolfhound is tearing its way through the roof of your elevator car, you get real willing to take desperate measures.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

I'm just like any other person you can meet and greet on the street and like or not like. I'm not Holden or Humbert. You can really touch me! If you don't believe me, come to Aristod right now. Come hold and hump me!


Brian Celio


#humbert #humor #salinger #wordplay #humor

I handed my tools. The two of them reached down to help me out of the crater I'd dug. ''Isn't that a little deep?'' Yoda asked. ''It'll help the roots get established,'' I explained. ''Established where? China?


Laurie Halse Anderson


#digging #garden #humor #humor

In my day the principal concerns of university students were sex, smoking dope, rioting and learning. Learning was something you did only when the first three weren't available.


Bill Bryson


#learning #students #humor

My name is Markowski. I carry a badge. Also a crucifix, some wooden stakes, a big vial of holy water, and a 9mm Beretta loaded with silver bullets. I was never a Boy Scout but "Be Prepared" is still a good motto to live by. Especially if you plan to keep living.


Justin Gustainis


#humor #mystery #paranormal #humor






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