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contiguous, adj. I felt silly for even mentioning it, but once I did, I knew I had to explain. "When I was a kid, "I had this puzzle with all fifty states on it--you know, the kind where you have to fit them all together. And one day I got it in my head that California and Nevada were in love. I told my mom, and she had no idea what I was talking about. I ran and got those two pieces and showed it to her--California and Nevada, completely in love. So a lot of the time when we're like this"--my ankles against the backs of your ankles, my knees fitting into the backs of your knees, my thighs on the backs of your legs, my stomach against your back, my chin folding into your neck--"I can't help but think about California and Nevada, and how we're a lot like them. If someone were drawing us from above as a map. that's what we'd look like; that's how we are." For a moment, you were quiet. And then you nestled in and whispered. "Contiguous." And I knew you understood.


David Levithan


#definitions #love #relationships #love

Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.


Ambrose Bierce


#devil

Tears are words the heart can't express


Gerard Way


#life #love #life

Hypocrite: The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.


Abraham Lincoln


#humour #legal-system #parenting

Tact: the ability to describe others as they see themselves.


Abraham Lincoln


#tact #wit #wit

Part of diplomacy is to open different definitions of self-interest.


Hillary Clinton


#different #diplomacy #open #part #self-interest

There are alternate definitions of manhood in the West.


Frank Dobson


#definitions #manhood #west

My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are.


Jimmy Kimmel


#definition #definitions #different #other #people

One's 'thing'--(1) A point of personal interest; a hobby, sport, or avocation that succinctly defines a person. (2) A brief coupling of words used to evoke someone's personality in a small-talk setting: Billy's thing used to be soccer; now it's masterbation. (3) A laconic summation of one's character and interests used for the purpose of categorization and judgement. See also 'What do you do?


Joshua Braff


#funny #funny

Alcohol is the anethesia by which we endure the operation of life.


George Bernard Shaw


#drinking #life






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