#david

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #david




Use the word 'ya'll' and before you knew it, you'd find yourself in a haystack french-kissing an underage goat


David Sedaris


#i-repeat-this-quote-all-the-time #say-y-all-and-i-ll-actually-puke #love

This time he could no longer hold back his tears. And with them came words that he’d never been able to say to her his entire life. “I love you, Helena. I have always loved you. Wake up and let me prove it to you.


Sherry Thomas


#sherry-thomas #tempting-the-bride #love

A square space with complicated ceremonies going on in it, the purpose of which is to transform animals into men. Two snakes, moving in opposite directions, have to be got rid of at once. Some animals are there, e.g. foxes and dogs. The people walk around the square and must let themselves be bitten by these animals in each of the four corners . If they run away all is lost. Now the higher animals come on to the scene-bulls and ibexes. Four snakes glide into the four corners. Then the congregation flies out. Two sacrificial priests carry in a huge reptile and with this they touch the forehead of a shapeless animal lump or life-mass. Out of it there instantly rises a human head, transfigured. A voice proclaims: "These are attempts at being.


David Lindorff


#jung #wolfgang-pauli #men

I am in love with Larry David.


Kathy Griffin


#david #i #i am #larry #love

The Beatles will never get back together and David Lee Roth will never again sing with Van Halen.


Alex Van Halen


#back #beatles #david #get #halen

My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to me, which has never been one of my favorite memories—and Dad married Denise before I’d turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the matter. Denise and I never really clicked.


Darynda Jones


#darynda-jones #davidson #first-grave-on-the-right #death

I got a phone call saying we are from the News of the World, and we're exposing you and David Beckham. My heart did not beat for a minute.


Rebecca Loos


#beckham #call #david #did #exposing

Charley talking to Cookie ‘'You know those women in nursing homes that have to be restrained around the clock because they mix up everyones medication and steal all the bedpans?'' ‘’Yes'' I said wondering what I was walking into ''That’s going to be you!'' She was probably right, if I live that long


Darynda Jones


#cookie #homour #home

My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson


Darynda Jones


#humor #humor

John Major put the 'er' back into Conservative, David Cameron's put the 'Con' into Conservative - and Norman Lamont put the 'vat' into Conservative!


David Miliband


#cameron #con #conservative #david #into