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I am not interested in being set up. I need to be ambushed, caught unawares, like some sort of feral love-jackal. I'm too self-conscious otherwise. I feel myself trying to be charming, and then I realize I’m obviously trying to be charming, and then I try to be even more charming to make up for the fake charm, and then I’ve basically turned into Liza Minnelli: I’m dancing in tights and sequins, begging you to love me. There’s a bowler and jazz hands and lots of teeth.


Gillian Flynn


#dating #dating

I never know what I’m going to want to curl up in bed with.” I shrug. “How about a man?” she retorts.


Alexandra Potter


#dating #men #relationships #sex #women

It was true. Men could be with whomever they pleased. But women had to date better, kinder, richer, and bright, bright, bright, or else people got embarrassed.


Lorrie Moore


#feminism #feminism-gender #gender #gender-roles #relationships

He’d had to fold his long legs into his desk. His boots had seen better days, and his jeans unraveled in a curiously irresistible way at the bottom. He didn’t look like anyone I’d ever seen before. He reminded me of an actor in an old Western—Rock Hudson in Giant—all dark intensity.


Laura Anderson Kurk


#dating #glass-girl #henry-whitmire #love #meg-kavanagh

He had the red serviette tucked into his t-shirt at the neck which made me laugh. He hadn’t done this since our third date when I had told him off for his bad manners.


Kate Chisman


#eating #laugh #love #relationships #together

Must you always speak with so many pop culture references?" "I must, yes, but no one's making pop culture anymore, so I'm starting to feel dated. I haven't seen a new movie in two years. And you know what else I just realized?" The doctor stared at him. "I'm never going to find out what the hell was going on with Lost. I mean, was it just sheer coincidence their plane crashed on the island or was it this Jacob guy pulling the strings all along? And how did most of them end up back in the 1970s with the Dharma people?


Peter Clines


#lost #pop-culture #zombies #dating

Never talk to them when they’re human, or they’ll trick you. You’ll get confused and sympathetic. That was what his mom always said. She was probably right. Last time he talked to a werewolf, he ended up dating her.


S.M. Reine


#werewolves #dating

why would i date him i like someone else"... "I'm the only someone else you know


Cindy C. Bennett


#love #romance #dating

Sometimes, you have to shot block a friend's prayer because she's asking God to bless an obviously bad dating relationship.


jonathon acuff


#dating #humor #prayer #dating

We tend to believe that God's commands are given to us merely for our own sake. But this is not true. As those created in the image of God, our very nature as image bearers explains the reasons behind God's commands.


Gerald Hiestand


#sin #theology #dating






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