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Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked. "Yes", Saiman said. "And now he is demolishing the Maserati with it." Ten seconds later Curran hurled the twisted wreck of black and orange that used to be the Maserati into the wall. The first melodic notes of an old song came from the computer. I glanced at Saiman. He shrugged. "It begged for a soundtrack.


Ilona Andrews


#kate-daniels #humor

What’s this ” “A needle.” “What should I do with it ” He’d walked right into it. Too easy. “Please use it to pop your head. It’s obscuring my view of the room.


Ilona Andrews


#humor #kate-daniels #saiman #humor

Dude. Post-apocalyptic world. Who does job applications anymore?” “I do.” I squint at it, then him. “What are you paying me?” I angle. “Dude. Post-apocalyptic world. Who does money anymore.” I snicker. First sign of any sense of humor he’s shown. Then I remember where I am and why. I wad it up and throw it at him. It bounces off his chest.


Karen Marie Moning


#ryodan #humor

I'd turn and run but I'm anchored by two dudes that could hold the Titanic during a tsunami.


Karen Marie Moning


#humor #humor

I love you," he said, and it felt as if the whole world settled into place when he finally told her. "I love you, and I cannot bear the thought of a moment without you. I want you at my side and in my bed. I want you to bear my children, and I want every bloody person in the world to know that you are mine.


Julia Quinn


#daniel-smythe-smith #love

I lock eyes with my reflection and don’t look away. The day you look away you start to lose yourself. I’m never going to lose myself. You are what you are. Deal with it or change.


Karen Marie Moning


#self-acceptance #change

The seas were found agitated, the few humans that remained, aimlessly. The reservoirs, without water. The animals, exhausted, the sky, black as the darkest coal.


Daniel Díez Ginestar


#diez #ginestar #global #inspirational #movie

Who snitched?" "We have people monitoring police radio frequencies. They gave Jim a heads-up in case our security had to storm PAD offices and bust you out of there. I found out when I saw Jim walking down the hallway snickering to himself.


Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #jim #kate #kate-daniels #magic-slays

What do you put in that coffee? Two teaspoons of bitch powder?


Zathyn Priest


#coffee

I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.


Daniel Tosh


#daniel-tosh #funny #hilarious #change






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