#dal

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. ↗

— Steven Wright

#accelerator #behind #brake #gas #gone

If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path. ↗

— Marty Allen

#bridal #down #him #his #horse

I figure the faster I pedal, the faster I can retire. ↗

— Lance Armstrong

#figure #i #i can #pedal #retire

The problem is that the U.K. in essence is a feudal society. It's everyone in their place. ↗

— Brian Cox

#everyone #feudal #place #problem #society

I've dodged bullets but there's no scandal in my life. ↗

— Hector Elizondo

#i #life #my life #scandal

This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else. ↗

— Christina Ricci

#else #everyone #homicidal #i #just

I was at the Olympic Games winning medals and I still doubted my image. I doubted what I looked like. That's sad. ↗

— Shawn Johnson

#games #i #image #like #looked

Conversation may be compared to a lyre with seven chords - philosophy, art, poetry, love, scandal, and the weather. ↗

— Anna Jameson

#chords #compared #conversation #love #may

Dallas was a Black and White society at that time; it didn't have the diversity it has now. ↗

— Eddie Bernice Johnson

#black and white #dallas #diversity #now #society

During the election, I had three male opponents and we went into a runoff. The front runner for the men was a native of Dallas who had run at large before, but I had a higher profile than him from my community service. ↗

— Eddie Bernice Johnson

#community #community service #dallas #during #election