#dad

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When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.


Leonard P. Matlovich


#equality #gay #military #vietnam #equality

Ground rules, Tanner,” he growled. Tanner paled. More good. “No alcohol. No smoking. No drugs. No looking at other girls. You can dance with my daughter. Your hands will avoid the danger zones, which are here, here and here.” Liam gestured to his chest, groin and ass. “You can kiss her. Once. At 10:59 p.m. tonight, when you’ll be standing here once again. I will be on the other side of this door, waiting for her. Am I clear?” “Yes, sir,” Tanner whispered. “I was your age once, too,” Liam said. “I’m aware of that, sir.” “I know what you think about.” “I’m sorry.” “You can think it. You can’t do it.” “Okay.” “I have many sharp tools in my garage.” “Yes, sir.” “We’re clear, then?” “Very, sir.” “Good!” Liam smiled, then grabbed the boy by the shoulder and dragged him in. “Nicole! Your date’s here.


Kristan Higgins


#dating-in-your-thirties #parent #age

Obviously, losing a parent is very difficult. I miss my dad every day, but I know he would be proud to see me continuing to swim and going for another shot at the Olympics.


Eric Shanteau


#continuing #dad #day #difficult #every

Because I was starting out in my 20's. I wanted to do it on my own. I didn't want to use my dad or have people say I was using him.


Rosanne Cash


#dad #him #i #my own #out

I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears.


Jarod Kintz


#family #funny #humor #relationships #family

When I was little I would think of ways to kill my daddy. I would figure out this or that way and run it down through my head until it got easy. The way I liked best was letting go a poisonous spider in his bed. It would bite him and he'd be dead and swollen up and I would shudder to find him so. Of course I would call the rescue squad and tell them to come quick something's the matter with my daddy. When they come in the house I'm all in a state of shock and just don't know how to act what with two colored boys heaving my dead daddy onto a roller cot. I just stand in the door and look like I'm shaking all over. But I did not kill my daddy. He drank his own self to death the year after the County moved me out. I heard how they found him shut up in the house dead and everything. Next thing I know he's in the ground and the house is rented out to a family of four. All I did was wish him dead real hard every now and then. All I can say for a fact that I am better off now than when he was alive.


Kaye Gibbons


#drunk #poisonous-spider #death

I want to be a dad. Sorry, I’m dyslexic. I meant to write dad.



Jarod Kintz


#dyslexia #family #funny #humor #family

I am somebody's son, and I know a guy I call "Dad." Those two things are unrelated.



Jarod Kintz


#family #father #funny #humor #related

The day my dad left my mom and I was the second saddest day of my life. The saddest day was the next day, when he returned home.



Jarod Kintz


#dad #family #funny #humor #life

When I used to do musical theatre, my dad refused to come backstage. He never wanted to see the props up close or the sets up close. He didn't want to see the magic.


Nia Vardalos


#close #come #dad #i #magic