#dad

My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother. ↗

— Broderick Crawford

#always #even #father #himself #mother

Watching your husband become a father is really sexy and wonderful. ↗

— Cindy Crawford

#become #father #husband #really #sexy

It's as though all the terms of a family were present at one time rather than his dad and his mum. Not just a present authority, but the resident memory of what qualifies what else is the case. ↗

— Robert Creeley

#case #dad #else #family #his

I had a really nice childhood; I had great parents. I earned my allowance by washing dishes, and in the summer I earned my allowance by working in daddy's garden. ↗

— Nikki Giovanni

#childhood #daddy #dishes #earned #garden

As I get older and I get a few more years experience I become more like Dad, you know, King Lear. ↗

— David Crystal

#dad #experience #few #get #i

I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #dada #funny #humor #hunt

I've got high standards when it comes to boys. As my dad says, all girls should! I'm from the South - Tennessee, to be exact - and down there, we're all about southern hospitality. I know that if I like a guy, he better be nice, and above all, my dad has to approve of him! ↗

— Miley Cyrus

#above #approve #be nice #better #comes

This whole Puff Daddy thing has taken a toll on me. ↗

— Puff Daddy

#me #puff #puff daddy #taken #thing

I spent a lot of time on farms when I was young. My uncle and my dad owned a big farm. ↗

— Emeril Lagasse

#dad #farm #farms #i #lot

When my dad needed a shirt ironed, he would yell downstairs to my mother, who would drop everything and iron his shirt. ↗

— Hope Davis

#downstairs #drop #everything #his #iron