#dad

I had a really nice childhood; I had great parents. I earned my allowance by washing dishes, and in the summer I earned my allowance by working in daddy's garden. ↗

— Nikki Giovanni

#childhood #daddy #dishes #earned #garden

As I get older and I get a few more years experience I become more like Dad, you know, King Lear. ↗

— David Crystal

#dad #experience #few #get #i

I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #dada #funny #humor #hunt

I've got high standards when it comes to boys. As my dad says, all girls should! I'm from the South - Tennessee, to be exact - and down there, we're all about southern hospitality. I know that if I like a guy, he better be nice, and above all, my dad has to approve of him! ↗

— Miley Cyrus

#above #approve #be nice #better #comes

This whole Puff Daddy thing has taken a toll on me. ↗

— Puff Daddy

#me #puff #puff daddy #taken #thing

I spent a lot of time on farms when I was young. My uncle and my dad owned a big farm. ↗

— Emeril Lagasse

#dad #farm #farms #i #lot

When my dad needed a shirt ironed, he would yell downstairs to my mother, who would drop everything and iron his shirt. ↗

— Hope Davis

#downstairs #drop #everything #his #iron

I'm left handed, but my dad taught me to play guitar right-handed. ↗

— Dustin Diamond

#guitar #handed #i #left #me

What must it be like for a little boy to read that daddy never loved mummy? ↗

— Princess Diana

#boy #daddy #like #little #loved

I'm a dad, I'm a husband, I'm an activist, I'm a writer and I'm just a student of the world. ↗

— Michael J. Fox

#dad #husband #i #just #student