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My dad was a cotton buyer and cotton buyers always considered themselves superior to the rest of the world.


Joseph Mitchell


#buyer #buyers #considered #cotton #dad

You know, my mother's beautiful, my dad was a really handsome man, and there was a lot of talk about looks when I was growing up.


Courteney Cox


#beautiful #dad #growing #growing up #handsome

Most fathers don't see the war within the daughter, her struggles with conflicting images of the idealized and flawed father, her temptation both to retreat to Daddy's lap and protection and to push out of his embrace to that of beau and the world beyond home.


Victoria Secunda


#beyond #both #conflicting #daddy #daughter

Do people your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking.


Justin Halpern


#sh-t-my-dad-says #age

I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’s not my dad at all, that’s just some stranger hanging around in my memory.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #correct #dad #family #father

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.


Victor Borge


#caught #cure #died #disease #father

My mum's parents were from Ireland, my dad's mum was American-Irish.


Dominic West


#ireland #mum #parents #were

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.


Jarod Kintz


#beards #children #dada #funny #funny-quotes

Most kids start talking by age two. I didn't say a word until I was twelve. I was just angry and defiant I guess. My first word wasn't "Mom" or "Dad." It was "No.


Jarod Kintz


#dad #defiant #funny #mom #age

Every word that is spoken and sung here (the Cabaret Voltaire) represents at least this one thing: that this humiliating age has not succeeded in winning our respect.


Hugo Ball


#disgust #respect #age






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