#custom

I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I’ve ever served to an unsuspecting customer. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #customer #dining #food #funny

I was accustomed to being in far, far riskier environments. So I thought going into that canyon was a walk in the park - there were no avalanches, it was a beautiful day and I was essentially just walking. ↗

— Aron Ralston

#beautiful #beautiful day #being #canyon #day

We're dealing with sophisticated customers. What's most important to these women is individuality. I have to create things she'll want to wear, no matter who she is. ↗

— Oscar de la Renta

#customers #dealing #i #important #individuality

It is better that one's customers come to one's shop than to have to look for them abroad. ↗

— Manfred von Richthofen

#better #come #customers #look #shop

You can lull the paying customers as long as they get slapped. ↗

— Alan Rickman

#get #long #lull #paying #slapped

Pager companies are very much looking to provide new services to help them regain some of their customer base. ↗

— David Rose

#companies #customer #customer base #help #looking

The meals were served in a large hall, in which Moctezuma was accustomed to eat, and the dishes quite filled the room, which was covered with mats and kept very clean. ↗

— Hernando Cortes

#clean #covered #dishes #eat #filled

I try hard to convince them it's important - but there's a history of discomfort with minorities voting in some parts of this country, so most especially the older people have to get accustomed to it. ↗

— Eddie Bernice Johnson

#convince #country #discomfort #especially #get

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to heal, so that you can skin them again. ↗

— Nikita Khrushchev

#customers #heal #leave #should #skin

Last year, customs officials screened only five percent of the 11 million cargo containers entering the United States. That rate is both unacceptable and dangerous to our national and economic interests. ↗

— Allyson Schwartz

#cargo #containers #customs #dangerous #economic