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The Democratic Party supports criminals and Islamic terrorists but has no sympathy for taxpayers.


Ann Coulter


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Close your eyes, and think of someone you physically admire, and let me kiss you.


Morrissey


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The laws of men are not infallible.


Wayne Gerard Trotman


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And make no mistake, my friend, your pointless life will end; but before you go, can you look at the truth?


Morrissey


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Technically, on the spectrum of very bad things, they did nothing truly wicked. But of course, that spectrum has no measure for the greatest of all carnal sins, the kind that occurs before skin touches skin, before wondering turns to yearning, yearning to having, having to holding for dear life, when two people cling to each other so desperately that even when they lie, inches apart, neither is fully satisfied until the light between them turns to darkness.


Galt Niederhoffer


#desperation #galt-niederhoffer #life #light #love

I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.


Morrissey


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I was raised the old-fashioned way, with a stern set of moral principles: Never lie, cheat, steal or knowingly spread a venereal disease. Never speed up to hit a pedestrian or, or course, stop to kick a pedestrian who has already been hit. From which it followed, of course, that one would never ever -- on pain of deletion from dozens of Christmas card lists across the country -- vote Republican.


Barbara Ehrenreich


#politics #republicans #humor

You don't like me, but you love me; either way, you're wrong.


Morrissey


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Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.


George Carlin


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It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs.


Jon Stewart


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