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Taking solitude in stride was a sign of strength and of a willingness to take care of myself. This meant - among other things - working productively, remembering to leave the house, and eating well. I thought about food all the time. I had a subscription to Gourmet and Food & Wine. Cooking for others had often been my way of offering care. So why, when I was alone, did I find myself trying to subsist on cereal and water? I'd need to learn to cook for one.


Jenni Ferrari-Adler


#food #single #food

Invest in what's real. Clean as you go. Drink while you cook. Make it fun. It doesn't have to be complicated. It will be what it will be.


Gwyneth Paltrow


#food #family

For a moment, or a second, the pinched expressions of the cynical, world-weary, throat-cutting, miserable bastards we've all had to become disappears, when we're confronted with something as simple as a plate of food.


Anthony Bourdain


#food #humor #memoirs #food

I want to write the world’s worst cookbook, which I’ll title: “The World’s Worst Cookbook.” It’ll feature recipes from “Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich” (peanut butter, jelly, and bread), to “Roasted Roadkill and Hitchhiker’s Surprise” (this recipe is a secret concoction handed down from my great grandfather to my grandfather, who told it to my dad just before he ran him over).



Jarod Kintz


#cooking #food #hitchhiker #recipes #roadkill

Good kitchens are not about size; they are about ergonomics and light.


Nigel Slater


#food #kitchens #food

It’s 3:32, and I need just one more ingredient to finish baking 3:33. Would you prefer the AM or the PM piece?



Jarod Kintz


#cooking #food #ingredients #nonsense #time

Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You may get the job done, but you don't really care once it's over.


Andrew Grey


#funny #sex #funny

He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.


Terry Pratchett


#sex #imagination

...no one is born a great cook, one learns by doing.


Julia Child


#life

In normal life, "simplicity" is synonymous with "easy to do," but when a chef uses the word, it means "takes a lifetime to learn.


Bill Buford


#easy #learning #lifetime #simplicity #life






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