#computers

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan. ↗

— Alan Perlis

#computer #english #japan #made #probably

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. ↗

— Emo Philips

#beat #boxing #chess #computer #kick

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. ↗

— Pablo Picasso

#answers #give #only #useless #you

People are on their computers more than watching TV, because you can only watch voyeur TV, which is basically what reality shows are, for so long. ↗

— Stephen Root

#because #computers #long #more #only

No one ever said on their deathbed, 'Gee, I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer'. ↗

— Danielle Berry

#alone #computer #deathbed #ever #gee

The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games. ↗

— Eugene Jarvis

#computer #games #legitimate #only #play

Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed, will revolutionize the way we learn. ↗

— Steve Jobs

#developed #learn #revolutionize #software #themselves

This is what customers pay us for - to sweat all these details so it's easy and pleasant for them to use our computers. We're supposed to be really good at this. That doesn't mean we don't listen to customers, but it's hard for them to tell you what they want when they've never seen anything remotely like it. ↗

— Steve Jobs

#computers #customers #details #easy #good

We're going to be able to ask our computers to monitor things for us, and when certain conditions happen, are triggered, the computers will take certain actions and inform us after the fact. ↗

— Steve Jobs

#actions #after #ask #certain #computers

I think I thought it would be important for electronics as we knew it then, but that was a much simpler business and electronics was mostly radio and television and the first computers. ↗

— Jack Kilby

#computers #electronics #first #i #i think