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Another case for the dumbness of reading, however, is that books do not contain answers, but rather pose more questions. And asking questions makes you look dumber, not smarter. I thought Alice's Adventures in Wonderland would be a delightful romp through a child's subconscious, but while reading it I started to ask questions like "How do you really speak to other humans when our language often means the opposite of what is intended?" and "How do I really know anyone?" And so on, until I was asking the question "Why even exist at all?" That didn't make me smarter! That made me wish for death, and being dead looks way dumber than being alive.


Dan Wilbur


#death

Every girl should have at least one wild fling on her resumé.


Donna Cummings


#romance #romantic-comedy #romantic

Never mind that. What's going on with you and Heath?" Annabelle pulled a little wide-eyed innocence out of her rusty bag of college acting skills. "What do you mean? Business." "Don't give me that. We've been friends too long." She switched to a furrowed brow. "He's my most important client. You know how much this means to me." Molly wasn't buying it. "I've seen the way you look at him. Like he was a slot machine with triple sevens tattooed on his forehead. If you fall in love with him, I swear I'll never speak to you again." Annabelle nearly choked. She'd known Molly would be suspicious, but she hadn't expected an outright confrontation. "Are you nuts? Setting aside the fact that he treats me like a flunky, I'd never fall for a workaholic after what I've had to go through with my family." Falling in lust, however, was an entirely different matter. "He has a calculator for a heart," Molly said. "I thought you liked him.


Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#humor #love #lust #romance #business

It's easier to play a dim character, for me, because I have a natural bent for comedy. It's not intrinsic for me to be crafty, so I would have to go outside for a source of origin. I think of myself as pretty dim.


Stephen Root


#bent #character #comedy #crafty #dim

When you do a comedy, the goals are much clearer to me.


Luke Wilson


#comedy #goals #me #much #you

I'd consider myself a flailing comedy writer.


Benjamin Walker


#consider #flailing #i #myself #writer

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.


Carlos Alazraqui


#college #comedy #doing #get #get a real

When I do comedy, I lose all inhibition and introspection. I no longer care.


Jessica Alba


#comedy #i #i do #inhibition #introspection

I like comedy, I love it very much, I love laughing.


Khandi Alexander


#i #i love #laughing #like #love

The first way not to shake hands is executed by receiving someone’s hand in yours and proceeding to squeeze it tightly, hurting the other party as if they were responsible for a past death in your family, or your adoption as a child.


Weston Locher


#comedy #essay #funny #humor #death






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