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You know, you can always do a three some.” “A three some?” I frowned. “No.” He shrugged. “Just a thought.” “Yeah, a dumb one,” I spat. “Hey! I didn’t call your idea to re-wallpaper the kitchen a dumb idea!” “You have a problem with the new paper?” I demanded. “Pop, please, it’s hideous,” Trick said.


Kira


#comedy #humor #humor

Adieu, Lord Dain,” she answered without turning her head. “Have a pleasant evening with your cows.” Cows? She was merely trying to provoke him, Dain told himself. The remark was a pathetic attempt at a setdown. To take offense was to admit he’d felt the sting. He told himself to laugh and return to his… cows.


Loretta Chase


#humor #jessica-trent #humor

There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.


Patrick Bateman


#christian-bale #comedy #cult #dark-humor #mayhem

By the standards of a tourist strolling past looking for a quick lunch, the place was a dive. The sign on the window was small and easy to miss, and the antique feel of the place wasn't the prepackaged, old-shit-on-the-wall nostalgia that came with so many chain restaurants. The cafe was just old, and everything about it said old. But Jon liked it that way, if only because it kept the tourists away and spared him from hearing imported ignorance when there was plenty of local ignorance to go around.


Scott B. Pruden


#humorous-quotes #immaculate-deception #satire #science-fiction #science-fiction-comedy

I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.” This was met with silence. “Are you there?” She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. “Cam? Can you hear me?” “Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.


Jill Shalvis


#humour #romance #romantic-comedy #funny

I want to do a comedy routine full of inside jokes. The people standing out in the rain won’t appreciate them, but neither will audience members lacking a self-effacing streak.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #funny

Hopeless and helpless doth AEgeon wend, But to procrastinate his lifeless end.


William Shakespeare


#procrastination

Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year.


Derek The Ghost


#funny #horror #humor #scary #school

It’s true—there are only, like, two songs about rainbows, including that one. He should be asking why there are so few songs about rainbows.


Cheryl Cory


#funny #humor #kermit #muppets #music






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