#comedy

What are you assholes looking at?" "Nothing," said Radar. "We're certainly not looking at your eyebrows. ↗

— John Green

#comedy #funny #funny

What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth ↗

— Brandon Mull

#humor #humor

It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about). ↗

— Brian P. Cleary

#humor #observational-comedy #observations #humor

In comedy, though, it's good to get feedback from the audience about what they find funny. ↗

— Bobby Farrelly

#audience #comedy #feedback #find #funny

All I mean is, I'm not the kind of audience comedy directors want at a test screening because I seldom laugh, and if I do, it's not very loud. That doesn't mean I don't like the movie. ↗

— Todd Solondz

#because #comedy #directors #i #i do

Michael Jackson wanted to be in Men in Black II. He told me he had seen the first Men in Black in Paris and had stayed behind and sat there and wept. I had to explain to him that it was a comedy. ↗

— Barry Sonnenfeld

#black #comedy #explain #first #had

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities. ↗

— Aries Spears

#eddie #eddie murphy #full #had #jordan

There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place. ↗

— Aries Spears

#else #everything #falls #got #great

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it! ↗

— Jon Stewart

#fix #guy #heart #hell #jobs

I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy. ↗

— Jason Sudeikis

#comedy #guy #i #kind #never