#comebacks

You can give me detention. Oh, wait, that's right...you aren't the boss of me. So I guess you can just bite me. -Dean ↗

— Jeff Mariotte

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#humor #sarcasm #science-fiction #humor

I feel blessed to have as many comebacks as I can. ↗

— Paula Abdul

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#comebacks #feel #i #i can #i feel

As a writer, you get to play, you get alter time, you get to come up with the smart lines and the clever comebacks you wish you'd thought of. ↗

— Iain Banks

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#clever #come #comebacks #get #lines