#comebacks

My husband is not the secretary of state, I am. ↗

— Hillary Rodham Clinton

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#humor #humor

(About a cookbook...) - What about this one? Maids of Honor? - Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

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#funny-and-random #humor #humorous #retort #satire

I glared at him. “You came all the way to Essex just to spy on us?” “Yeah.” He smirked. “I crossed the street. It was really rough. ↗

— Leila Sales

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#funny #funny