#comebacks

You better check your playlist. Because you are on the wrong track. ↗

— Rachel Caine

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#humor #humor

Screw you," I told him in a low voice. "Are you offering?” "From what I've heard, there isn't much to screw," I shot back. ↗

— Richelle Mead

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#humor

Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed. "Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said. "Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth. ↗

— Lisi Harrison

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#humor #humor