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He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins.


Paula McLain


#humor #writing #funny

You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster. "With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger . . . in a heartbeat.


Lisa Kleypas


#humor #romance #humor

When he is most powerful, nothing does he become.


Dejan Stojanovic


#dejan-stojanovic #literature #literature-quotes #nothing #poetry

I started to crawl off; then I remembered my leftover pizza, and I peeled off the salami, pepperoni, and anchovies and placed them on the CD tray (whicn no one used these days with flash drives around)on Boone's computer. I hit the close button and watched the smelly part of my delicious dinner slide away. Boone would have a great time wondering 'where's that smell coming from?


Duffy Brown


#comedy #funny #humor #mystery #pizza

Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.


Brian P. Cleary


#observational-comedy #observations #storytelling #humor

You suck at working with someone," I say, because it's true.


Elizabeth Norris


#lol-comeback #lol

I can't go on, I'll go on.


Samuel Beckett


#drama #existentialism #fiction #humor #nihilism

...Whenever someone says to me, 'Jerry Lewis says women aren't funny,' or 'Christopher Hitchens says women aren't funny,' or 'Rick Fenderman says women aren't funny... Do you have anything to say to that?' Yes. We don't fucking care if you like it. I don't say it out loud, of course, because Jerry Lewis is a great philanthropist, Hitchens is very sick, and the third guy I made up.


Tina Fey


#feminism #humor #women #funny

Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today? Peanut: Yes we had a great day! Jose: No we did not. Peanut: Yes Jose: No Peanut: Yes Jose: No Peanut: Yes Jose: No we did not have a good day. Peanut: Yes we hhhaad...a great frickin' day! What? Jeff: Did you have a good day? Peanut: Yes Jose: No Peanut: Shut up Jeff: A good day? Peanut: Yes Jose: No Peanut: Shut up Jeff: You're supposed to have taken him to the spa. Peanut: I took him to the spa! Jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer. Peanut: It's the same thing!!!


Jeff Dunham


#humor #jeff-dunham #jose-jalapeno-on-a-stick #peanut #humor

Are you all right?” he asked Olivia. His heart was still racing with terror that she’d been hurt. “I heard a woman scream.” “Ah, that would have been me,” Sebastian said. Harry looked down on his cousin, face frozen in disbelief. “You made that noise?” “It hurt,” Sebastian bit off. Harry fought not to laugh. “You scream like a leettle girl.


Julia Quinn


#cousins #humor #humor