#come

Bienvenidos a mi barco pirata. Vamos rumbo a Venecia, a cazar vampiros. ↗

— Sofía Navarro

#bienvenida #caza #pirata #piratas #pirate

Enlightenment must come little by little - otherwise it would overwhelm. ↗

— Idries Shah

#enlightenment #little #must #otherwise #overwhelm

There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him. ↗

— Robert A. Heinlein

#pay #taxes #tyranny #moon

At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to. ↗

— Craig Ferguson

#comedy #self-censorship #tv #censorship

No thanks,” I answered, “I never take rides from strangers, thugs who've tried to kill me or people with poor personal hygiene. Congratulations, by the way, for being the first person to qualify in all three categories. ↗

— John Zakour

#sci-fi #sci-fi-humour-comedy #sci-fi

‘Foo Kyu’ is just a very unfortunate cultural coincidence." "Just think about his poor son, ‘Foo Kyu Two.’ ↗

— John Zakour

#sci-fi #sci-fi-humour-comedy #sci-fi

I smiled, reached into my pockets and pulled out a pair of ultrapowerful earplugs, the kind that are standard issue for skyway construction workers, artillery soldiers, and roadies for the thirty-five most popular teen boy bands. ↗

— John Zakour

#sci-fi #sci-fi-humour-comedy #sci-fi

I focused the power from my armor into my leg and kicked the door in. The metal and plastic fibers splintered and the hinges ripped free from the wall. “By the way, boss,” HARV said. “I believe that the door was unlocked. ↗

— John Zakour

#sci-fi #sci-fi-humour-comedy #sci-fi

You bastard, stop that whistling and fight me like a man! ↗

— John Zakour

#sci-fi #sci-fi-humour-comedy #sci-fi

Great Gates almighty,” HARV said inside my brain. “I go off-line for a few nanos and the whole world goes to DOS. ↗

— John Zakour

#sci-fi #sci-fi-humour-comedy #sci-fi