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I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous. ↗

— Leslie Nielsen

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It is impossible to suffer without making someone pay for it; every complaint already contains revenge. ↗

— Friedrich Nietzsche

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And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. ↗

— Friedrich Nietzsche

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We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. ↗

— Friedrich Nietzsche

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All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses. ↗

— Friedrich Nietzsche

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People who have given us their complete confidence believe that they have a right to ours. The inference is false, a gift confers no rights. ↗

— Friedrich Nietzsche

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The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception. ↗

— Friedrich Nietzsche

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Glance into the world just as though time were gone: and everything crooked will become straight to you. ↗

— Friedrich Nietzsche

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Undeserved praise causes more pangs of conscience later than undeserved blame, but probably only for this reason, that our power of judgment are more completely exposed by being over praised than by being unjustly underestimated. ↗

— Friedrich Nietzsche

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One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth. ↗

— Friedrich Nietzsche

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