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Regin the Radiant and Emmaline Troy: 'Alrighty then, have it your way- you're on your own... Now, if you come across a leech, no offense, remember your training.' 'None taken. And would that be the sword training where you fly past my defenses and swat me on the ass, chirping, 'Dead!'? Another swat. 'Dead!'? Yeah, I'll get right on that.' 'No, that would be the training where you sprint like hell whenever you hear that I'm looking for you to train.


Kresley Cole


#kresley-cole #romance #funny

Nix: We're not leaving without her. So unless you want permanent houseguests of the destructive sort, just hand her over.


Kresley Cole


#immortals-after-dark #kresley-cole #nix-the-ever-knowing #funny

She'd made him watch every Alien movie. Most of the goriest scenes were accompanied by his dialogue: 'Ach, that's no' - that's just no' right.... Bloody hell, this canna be right.


Kresley Cole


#funny #kresley-cole #funny

He'd given her the mother of all hangovers - a run-in with the wrath of grapes.


Kresley Cole


#funny #kresley-cole #funny

Nix and Emma: 'Looks like you just found a new talent.' 'Great. Why couldn't I be good at underwater origami or something?


Kresley Cole


#kresley-cole #nix-the-ever-knowing #nucking-futs-nix #funny

Mass narcolepsy is one of the more fortunate side effects of profundity. It ensures everyone will have a singular awareness of life that won’t overlap with yours.


Bauvard


#humor #narcolepsy #profundity #sleeping #funny

And if you don’t think I can hold my own against all those eighteenth-century mortals you were out tagging, then you’re a fool, Casanova.” ... “Oh, yes, I know all about you.” He went still. “What are you talking about?” “I was alive back then. And all the Lore heard about the ruthless warlord brothers from Estonia. The general, the scholar, the enigma, and . . . the manwhore.


Kresley Cole


#fey #humor #immortals-after-dark #kresley-cole #paranormal-romance

She stretched, pulling out her earbuds, which apparently in Lykae was code for 'Interogate me,' because the questions, they came a-calling.


Kresley Cole


#kresley-cole #lykae #funny

We didn't land on plymouth rock, Plymouth rock landed on us".


Malcolm X


#cole-porter #paraphrased #song-lyrics #song-lyrics

Now then," he mused, "how does one fly a dragon?


Nicole Sager


#dragons #humor #nicole-sager #humor






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