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You're sure your new roommate won't be like the last one who wore tinfoil socks and had a tendency to occasionally urinate in the refrigerator. You're sure you'll pass Math 106 this time around. You're determined to actually join some clubs this year and not just sit around in your dorm eating spray cheese from a can and watching youtube videos about cats.


Patrick Rothfuss


#roommates #college

Jackson snorted. And Selena play-slapped his chest, like he was her mischievous boyfriend. At that, the inital mrowr pfft pfft I'd felt transformed into I will cut a bitch.


Kresley Cole


#bitch #cut #evie #jackson #jealousy

Employee Engagement: The state at which there is reciprocal trust between the employee and leadership to do what's right however, whenever and with whomever.


Dan Pontefract


#flat-army #leadership #leadership

Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much


Helen Keller


#life #teamwork #life

I can see how it might be possible for a man to look down upon the earth and be an atheist, but I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God.


Abraham Lincoln


#life #politics #religion #science #life

Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8 color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64 color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64 color box, though I've got a few missing. It's okay though, because I've got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8 color boxes. Does anyone else have that problem? I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation. So when I meet someone who's an 8 color type...I'm like, hey girl, Magenta! and she's like, oh, you mean purple! and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, no I want Magenta!


John Mayer


#life #life

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.


Rachel Vincent


#chocolate #life #sorry #words #life

I didn't want any degrees if all the ill-read literates and radio announcers and pedagogical dummies I knew had them by the peck.


J.D. Salinger


#education #education

I wish I could explain how I feel, but nothing can explain this moment. Not a vase of stars. Not a book. Not a song. Not even a poem. Nothing can explain the moment when the woman you would give your life for sees her daughter for the very first time.


Colleen Hoover


#this-girl #life

Life is like a box of chocolates, You never know what you're gonna get.


Yogi Berra


#life






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