#coffee

A smoke, a book, a cup of coffee. These are the little things that get us through this sometimes weary world and all the rainy days. ↗

— R.M. Engelhardt

#cigarettes #coffee #life #r-m-engelhardt #life

If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk, what does the second unlabeled bottle contain? If you answered “Whole milk” then you’re obviously not ready to receive a jug of my love. So I’ll just pour it in someone else’s coffee.
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— Jarod Kintz

#label #labels #love #milk #nonsense

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. ↗

— Edward Abbey

#culture #first #gasoline #like #often

Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee? ↗

— Darynda Jones

#coffee #humor #humor

Performance art can be produced in a coffee house setting. ↗

— Jack Bowman

#coffee #house #performance #performance art #produced

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? ↗

— Steven Wright

#coffee #employees #take

Never say no to coffee ↗

— Cesar

#quote #quotes-to-define-my-life #life

We always get up about 5:30, and George gets up and goes in and gets the coffee and brings it to me, and that's been our ritual since we got married. And we read the newspapers in bed and drink coffee for about an hour probably, read our briefing papers. ↗

— Laura Bush

#always #bed #been #briefing #brings

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#coffee #i #important #important way #into

Listen, I didn't know how to make coffee when I came to the United States. Because in Colombia the maids do it. ↗

— Sofia Vergara

#came #coffee #colombia #how #i