#coffee

I’m a romantic. I like cold coffee and orgasms that arrive fifteen minutes after I’ve put on my clothes and paid the lady. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #hooker #orgasms #funny

I've done the best I can with the morning show. I made it a morning show. We have the coffee cup, you have the morning papers, you know, it's got that feel to it, that's what I wanted. ↗

— Regis Philbin

#coffee #cup #done #feel #got

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas. ↗

— Emo Philips

#first #get #had #hot #i

I think the biggest misconception about me is people really don't know who I really am. They see the party side of me, they see the crazy side of me. But I also have a laid-back side. You know, I'm chill, down to earth. If you want to grab a cup of coffee and just talk about life, I can do that. ↗

— Nicole Polizzi

#also #am #biggest #chill #coffee

But I love New York. I used to set my alarm clock when I was there, and get up at 4am and get a coffee, just because I could. ↗

— Gail Porter

#because #clock #coffee #could #get

Write a lot. And finish what you write. Don't join writer's clubs and go sit around having coffee reading pieces of your manuscript to people. Write it. Finish it. I set those rules up years ago, and nothing's changed. ↗

— Jerry Pournelle

#around #changed #clubs #coffee #finish

I don't know how people live without coffee, I really don't. ↗

— Martha Quinn

#how #i #know #live #people

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. ↗

— Ronald Reagan

#awake #coffee #drink #drink coffee #find

Well, let me tell you, any conservative that's unhappy with George Bush warms my heart, in any way that they can wake up and smell the coffee would be really great. ↗

— Ann Richards

#bush #coffee #conservative #george #george bush

I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#coffee #dumped #feeling #gently #given