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I USED TO make love. Now I Make coffee.


Chocolate Waters


#humor #poetry #sex #humor

The philosopher Sir James Mackintosh had said that the powers of a man's mind were proportionate to the quantity of coffee he drank, and Voltaire had knocked back fifty cups of it a day, so Ianto reckoned there had to be something in it. And saving Cardiff from the kinds of things that came through the Rift called for quick, inspired thinking, so Ianto took it upon himself to make sure the coffee was good. Ianto Jones, saving the world with a dark roast.


Phil Ford


#humor #torchwood #humor

A smoke, a book, a cup of coffee. These are the little things that get us through this sometimes weary world and all the rainy days.


R.M. Engelhardt


#cigarettes #coffee #life #r-m-engelhardt #life

This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder.


Honoré de Balzac


#simile

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.


Dave Barry


#cakes #chewing #coffee #cup #eating

I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can't go back. You cannot go back.


Hugh Laurie


#back #cannot #coffee #fanatic #go

I can't sit around having coffee. I have all these appointments, and a lot of my friends sit around having coffee talking about the jobs they didn't get.


Eva Marie Saint


#appointments #around #coffee #friends #get

So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.


John Steinbeck


#big #bottles #breakfast #coffee #cream

If I know a song of Africa, of the giraffe and the African new moon lying on her back, of the plows in the fields and the sweaty faces of the coffee pickers, does Africa know a song of me? Will the air over the plain quiver with a color that I have had on, or the children invent a game in which my name is, or the full moon throw a shadow over the gravel of the drive that was like me, or will the eagles of the Ngong Hills look out for me?


Karen Blixen


#coffee

The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the intellect, caused ulcers, hernia and sterility; he understood that coffee was nothing but the Devil's ruse.


Orhan Pamuk


#life #life






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