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In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.


Hermann Hesse


#discordianism #eternity #humor #joke #humor

When you choose a man who thinks eight seconds is a long time, perhaps you need two of them. Hmm?


Cat Johnson


#humor #rodeo #romance #humor

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.


Dennis Miller


#fat #found #get #likely #more

And then to Leo’s surprise, Catherine smiled at him. A sweet, natural, brilliant smile, the first she had ever given him. Leo felt his chest tighten, and he went hot all over, as if some euphoric drug had gone straight to his nervous system. It felt like … happiness. He remembered happiness from a long time ago. He didn’t want to feel it. And yet the giddy warmth kept washing over him for no reason whatsoever. “Thank you,” Catherine said, the smile still hovering on her lips. “That is kind of you, my lord. But I will never dance with you.” Which, of course, made it the goal of Leo’s life.


Lisa Kleypas


#humor #romance #humor

Nothing goes so well with a hot fire and buttered crumpets as a wet day without and a good dose of comfortable horrors within. The heavier the lashing of the rain and the ghastlier the details, the better the flavour seems to be.


Dorothy L. Sayers


#crime #humor #irony #mysteries #humor

I didn't know you had a girlfriend, Griggs." Anson Choi feigns surprise. "What's her name?" "I didn't actually catch her name," Griggs continues. "Lily," Raffaela says over her shoulder and this time I give her a sideways look. "Great to know that I'm in love with a girl with a cool name." "It's Taylor's middle name," Raffaela calls back again.


Melina Marchetta


#melina-marchetta #on-the-jellicoe-road #romance #humor

I forgot my purse of laughter when I dressed this mornin'," she told me. "Have you not bought anythin' the last few days? Prices have gone up. Pay or starve, it's all one to me.


Tamora Pierce


#humorous-comebacks #inflation #sarcasm #seller #humor

You see, in this country are a number of youths who do not like to work, and the college is an excellent place for them.


L. Frank Baum


#humor #work #humor

Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.


Rick Riordan


#goats #humor #kids #humor

The look Anthony shot at his sister was so comically malevolent Simon nearly laughed. He managed to restrain himself, but mostly just because he was fairly certain that any show of humor would cause Anthony's fist to lose its battle with his brain, with Simon's face emerging as the conflict's primary casualty.


Julia Quinn


#humor






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