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I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #mind #change

And now a POEM... A clothesline was a news forecast, To neighbors passing by, There were no secrets you could keep, When clothes were hung to dry. It also was a friendly link, For neighbors always knew If company had stopped on by, To spend a night or two. For then you'd see the "fancy sheets", And towels upon the line; You'd see the "company table cloths", With intricate designs. The line announced a baby's birth, From folks who lived inside, As brand new infant clothes were hung, So carefully with pride! The ages of the children could, So readily be known By watching how the sizes changed, You'd know how much they'd grown! It also told when illness struck, As extra sheets were hung; Then nightclothes, and a bathrobe too, Haphazardly were strung. It also said, "On vacation now", When lines hung limp and bare. It told, "We're back!" when full lines sagged, With not an inch to spare! New folks in town were scorned upon, If wash was dingy and gray, As neighbors carefully raised their brows, And looked the other way. But clotheslines now are of the past, For dryers make work much less. Now what goes on inside a home, Is anybody's guess! I really miss that way of life, It was a friendly sign When neighbors knew each other best... By what hung on the line.


Unnown


#line #neighbors #age

I have an iron deficiency. You can tell by how wrinkled my clothes are.



Jarod Kintz


#clue #clues #humor #insight #insightful

You? A man? Wants to come shopping with a woman? For clothes?” “Ah, but not for clothes, not for skirts or shoes.” He shuddered. “For lingerie. And that, my love, is a whole different story. Any time you want to shop for silky underwear, I’ll gladly accompany you.


Lauren Dane


#shopping #love

لا يعني الزي شيئا إذا لم يكن يوحي للرجال بنزعه من عليك.


فرانسواز ساجان


#love #men #love

Perhaps we should never procure a new suit, however ragged or dirty the old, until we have so conducted or enterprised or sailed in some way, that we feel like new men in the old, and that to retain it would be like keeping new wine in old bottles.


Henry David Thoreau


#enterprise #life #new-clothes #old-clothes #life

Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?" "If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.


Cassandra Clare


#clothes #jace #wounds #want

The makeup is simply an extension of the personality and colors, clothing, makeup all express something.


Gene Simmons


#colors #express #extension #makeup #personality

I'd rather buy clothes than buy a bed.


Christian Siriano


#buy #clothes #i #rather #than

My mother wanted me off her hands. She was a working woman. She designed clothes, and she was a celebrity collector. It's my mother's ambition to be a celebrity.


Stephen Sondheim


#celebrity #clothes #collector #designed #hands






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