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Isabelle snorted, "All the boys are guy. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon." "You noticed," said Simon. "I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual," added Magnus. "Please never say those words in front of my parents," said Alec.


Cassandra Clare


#bisexual #cassandra-clare #city-of-lost-souls #funny #gay

Jace snorted so loudly that she turned on him with a frown. He wiggled his mud-caked fingers at her. His nails were black crescents. "Filthy inside and out.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #humor #jace #mortal-instruments #humor

The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.


John Updike


#new-york-city #humor

If we are going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don't know if the Silent Brothers will. There are only a few of them left, and I don't want them to die of excitement.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #humor #jace #humor

Electricity is really just organized lighting


George Carlin


#electricity #freedom #humor #lightning #perspective

Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #fat #humor #jace #mortal-instruments

Simplicities are enormously complex. Consider the sentence "I love you".


Richard O. Moore


#love #silence #simplicity #love

My mathematics is simple: one plus one = one.


Dejan Stojanovic


#literature #literature-quotes #mathematics #one #plus

Jordan slammed the coatrack down on the ground and sighed. "if you were a vampire, this would have been a lot more useful." "yes," said jace. "or, you know, just someone with a lot of coats.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #humor #jace #humor

The door buzzer sounded again. The two boys exchanged a single look before both bolting down the narrow hallway to the door. Jordan got there first. He grabbed for the coatrack that stood by the door, ripped the coats off it, and flung the door wide, the rack held aboe his head like a javelin. On the other side of the door was Jace. He blinked. "Is that a coatrack?" Jordan slammed the coatrack down on the ground and sighed. "If you'd been a vampire, this would have been a lot more useful." "Yes," said Jace. "Or, you know, just someone with a lot of coats.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #coatrack #coats #funny #humor






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