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#cigar

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #cigar




I'm going to sit back, light up, and hope I don't chew the cigarette to pieces.


Vin Scully


#chew #cigarette #going #hope #i

Unfortunately I'm not a smoker, so cigars have never been a part of my agenda.


Bobby Sherman


#been #cigars #i #never #part

Then I would have an occasional cigarette and then I started back dipping. I started dipping last year. My family has asked me again to stop, and I'm trying my best to do that.


Payne Stewart


#asked #back #best #cigarette #dipping

When it looks like I may live longer than five minutes I'll drop cigarettes like a hot potato.


Patrick Swayze


#drop #five #hot #i #like

Suddenly Star Wars came out while we were on hiatus, and we looked like the old Buck Rogers series, where they had cigarette smoke blowing out the back of the rocket ship.


Gregory Harrison


#blowing #buck #came #cigarette #had

I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.


Al Hirt


#business #cigars #everybody #i #i always

Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray.


Milan Kundera


#broadcast #cigarette #crushing #like #listening

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.


Bill Maher


#any #banning #bed #cigarette #cigarette smoking

I wasn’t very far away from figuring out the secret to love, no more than two miles or so, when my camel broke down and I got shot at by a pack of cigarettes.


Jarod Kintz


#camel #cigarettes #figuring #love #secret

I have a beard of fog that I wear on misty mornings. It’s not cigarette smoke, but I’d understand if you wanted to shave it off and inhale it. 



Jarod Kintz


#cigarette #fog #funny #humor #inhale






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