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#chris

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Why are there so many people out here?' Boomer asked as we bobbed and weaved roughly forward. 'Christmas shopping.' I explained. 'Already? Isn't it early to returning things?' I really had no sense of how his mind worked.


David Levithan


#christmas-shopping #dash #humor #lol #no-sense

The scientific method is nothing more than a system of rules to keep us from lying to each other.


Ken Norris


#fluke #humor #science #humor

So there’s this guy named Murphy and he has this law. I hate him.


Christy Trujillo


#humor #true-north #humor

He sees me when I'm lying. He hears me when I flirt.


Candace Jane Kringle


#humor #teen-romance #humor

PS: I also note that you included the Stalker's Anthem, "Every Breath You Take." I do enjoy your sense of humor, but does Dr. Flynn know?


E.L. James


#christian-grey #humor

The Fundamentalist Christians have told me that I am a slave of Satan and should have my demons expelled with an exorcism. The Fundamentalist Materialists inform me that I am a liar, charlatan, fraud and scoundrel. Aside from this minor difference, the letters are astoundingly similar. Both groups share the same crusading zeal and the same lack of humor, charity and common human decency. These intolerable cults have served to confirm me in my agnosticism by presenting further evidence to support my contention that when dogma enters the brain, all intellectual activity ceases.


Robert Anton Wilson


#christianity #humor #humor

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit


Kin Hubbard


#circus #humor #humor

Without the door let sorrow lie, And if for cold it hap to die, We'll bury 't in a Christmas pie, And evermore be merry.


George Wither


#humor #merriment #wassail #humor

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.


Ricky Gervais


#christianity #comedy #humor #humour #rationality

Poets do not go mad; but chess-players do. Mathematicians go mad, and cashiers; but creative artists very seldom. I am not, as will be seen, in any sense attacking logic: I only say that this danger does lie in logic, not in imagination.


G.K. Chesterton


#orthodoxy #imagination






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