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#children

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #children




Your children will smash your understanding, knowledge and reality. You will be better off. Then they will leave. You'll miss them forever.


Tibor Kalman


#knowledge #life #life

My life has been shaped by the decision two people made over 24 years ago. They decided to adopt a child. They got me, and I got a chance at the kind of life all children deserve.


Karen Fowler


#children #parenting #life

God schedules a birthday, not man.


Robert A. Bradley


#calendar #children #hurry #life #patience

I'm an elephant today. I will need to have lots of room and also a bowl of water on the floor.


Jesse Ball


#elephant #humor #personal-space #silly #humor

How is it?" I ask as we stroll towards the dressing rooms. "Working at the playground. That must be fun." "Sure, they're just adorable," she says, "For the first five minutes. And then I want to wring their adorable little necks." I stop, shocked. "I always figured you loved kids." "Yeah, no." Kayla shakes her head emphatically. "One kid, I can do, even two-- just stick them in front of a Disney movie, let them play Xbox all night. But a herd of them?" She shudders.


Abby McDonald


#humor #humor

Children are born with imaginations in mint condition, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Then life corrects for grandiosity.


Phyllis Theroux


#grandiosity #imagination #imagination

Children accept many things adults will not accept, since the world of a child is a constant revelation without any need for knowledge of cause and effect. ("Miss Esperson")


August Derleth


#imagination #imagination

People who have babies tell me I will know a love that is beyond anything I can imagine, and a joy that is indescribable. Love and joy? That sounds horrifying. I have no way of knowing whether I can handle either of those. I'm much better with need and fear. They are what ground me.


Marc Maron


#fear #humor #parenting #imagination

But why is it that if you imagine a baby who smells of milk, for example, you can't help smiling? Why is there such an agreement around the world about what is or isn't a foul smell? Who decided what smells bad? Is it impossible that somewhere in this world there are people who, if they sat next to a homeless fellow they'd get the urge to snuggle up to him, but if they sat next to a baby they'd get an urge to kill it?


Ryū Murakami


#homeless-people #life #people #smells #imagination






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