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That disapproving look was back in her eyes. Her teacher face. The one that could make you squirm from ten paces, even if you were innocent. And I hadn't been innocent for years.


Laurell K. Hamilton


#teachers #humor

D.B. asked me what I thought about all this stuff I just finished telling you about. I didn't know what the hell to say. If you want to know the truth, I don't know what I think about it. I'm sorry I told so many people about it. All I know about it is, I sort of miss everybody I told about. Even old Stradlater and Ackley, for instance. I think I even miss that goddam Maurice. It's funny. Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.


J.D. Salinger


#ending-lines #holden-caulfield #funny

I think that cadaver is only the ideal self run mad, and if the other life, the secret life, could be found and brought home, then a person might live in peace and have no need for God. After all, He has no need for us, being complete.


Jeanette Winterson


#god #jeanette-winterson #sexing-the-cherry #home

Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles


Rowena Cherry


#humor #knight-s-fork #romance #rowena-cherry #humor

Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.


Heather Brewer


#teachers #humor

She couldn’t take her eyes from the dancing flame. No, this was so wrong. Candles should be used for meditation…for romance. Or on a birthday cake at least. So where was the cake? The present? The song? As he stepped closer to her—as the damned flame got way too close—she started singing. “Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me…” Marcus paused, looking at her in disbelief. See. I knew he didn’t have a sense of humor. “Happy birthday, dear Gabi”—she lifted her head and blew out the candle—“happy birthday to me.


Cherise Sinclair


#erotica #make-me-sir #humor

All I need is a badly mangled, irate sentence stalking me.


Karen Marie Moning


#writers-world #humor

I mean, if 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick and dirty, you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your shoulders and say to yourself "Dijkstra would not have liked this", well, that would be enough immortality for me.


Edsger W. Dijkstra


#immortality #teacher #humor

You don't have to echo my feelings, Mencheres, but you can't talk me out of them either. I love you" Her smile was wry. "Deal with it.


Jeaniene Frost


#mencheres #love

I was probably the one who tattled on the class clown. To get in good with the teachers.


Christine Lavin


#class clown #clown #get #good #i






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