#cheese

You do not send me to Brooklyn to get a cheesecake and then I come back and you're gone. ↗

— Brandy Norwood

#brooklyn #cheesecake #come #get #gone

I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy. ↗

— Ben Stein

#bakery #buy #cheese #chicken #dairy

My mother and I, our favorite part of any baked pasta is the top, where the cheese gets crusty. ↗

— Giada De Laurentiis

#baked #cheese #favorite #gets #i

Well, many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese--toasted, mostly... ↗

— Robert Louis Stevenson III

#dreams

An ice sculpture in the Sahara makes about as much sense as donkey left open gaping wagon, Sergeant (add cream cheese sparingly).
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— Jarod Kintz

#cream-cheese #donkey #ice-sculpture #nonsensical #open

I want to make pants out of tuna fish, to accompany my cottage cheese thighs. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#fat #funny #pants #tuna-fish #funny

...‘All this suffering,’ I said, ‘and nothing but greed and violence to build on when the war is over.’ ‘Have another soda-mint,’ said Charles. I had one. Then I said, ‘Why are we here? That’s what I don’t understand. Why be here at all when it all has to be so beastly?’ ‘I suppose we just came, like mould on cheese.’ ‘Then why do we want to be happy? Mould on cheese doesn’t want to be happy.’ ... ↗

— Joyce Dennys

#meaning-of-life #home

Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish. ↗

— Elsie Love

#cottage-cheese #humor #quotes #love

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? ↗

— Bertolt Brecht

#gone #happens #hole

There've been times when I've bought a whole pound of cheese and walked down the street and eaten it in one go. ↗

— Helena Christensen

#bought #cheese #down #eaten #go