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#cheese

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #cheese




We did talk about cheese on our first date.


Jane Kaczmarek


#cheese #date #did #first #our

My mother and I, our favorite part of any baked pasta is the top, where the cheese gets crusty.


Giada De Laurentiis


#baked #cheese #favorite #gets #i

I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight.


Sally Quinn


#cottage #glass #got #had #home

If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some.


Kelly Ripa


#house #i #some

I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day.


Cameron Diaz


#cheeseburger #day #eat #every #every day

When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte and the Pecorino. Teo could have sworn that the carrot-mermaid flexed her tail and plunged her little hand inside a smelly Gorgonzola. 'Tyromancy, ye know,' remarked the mermaid. 'The Ancient Art of Divination by Cheese.' Then she pulled her tiny hand out and inspected the green cheese-mold on her tiny fingers. 'Lackaday!' she moaned. 'Stinking! It goes poorly for Venice and Teodora, it do!


Michelle Lovric


#divination #foretelling #humour #mermaid #art

Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye


Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin


#dessert #beauty

A dinner which ends without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.


Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin


#delicious #beauty

Sometimes, Hem, things change and they are never the same again. This looks like one of those times. That's life! Life moves on. And so should we.


Spencer Johnson


#who-moved-my-cheese #change

Some people think destiny is something you cannot escape, such as death or a curdled cheesecake, both of which always turn up sooner or later.


Lemony Snicket


#death #destiny #fate #death






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