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Lady and gentleman, when my parents left Korea with nothing but the clothes on their backs and the considerable wealth they had amassed in the shipping business, they had a dream. They had a dream that one day amid the snowy hilltops of western North Carolina, their son would lose his virginity to a cheerleader in the woman's bathroom of a Waffle House just off the interstate. My parents have sacrificed so much for this dream! And that is why we must journey on, despite all trials and tribulations! Not for me and least of all for the poor cheerleader in question, but for my parents and indeed for all immigrants who came to his great nation in what they themselves could never have: CHEERLEADER SEX.


John Green


#cheerleaders #immigration #sex #virginity #business

Everyone drank to popular education and to the irrigation of Uzbekistan.


Ilya Ilf


#education

At that point in time, there were three things in life that I knew for certain: (1) I was a girl who’d never met a site she couldn’t hack or a code she couldn’t break, (2) I had a roundhouse that could put a grown man in the hospital, and (3) I would without question chop off my own hands before I’d come within five feet of a pom-pom


Jennifer Lynn Barnes


#funny #funny

Obviously it takes eight brains to come to one decision in this crowd. Good thing they have one another.


Mari Mancusi


#humor #humor

There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears tiny underwear!


Cecily von Ziegesar


#humor

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves.


Helen Keller


#happier #ourselve #life

When people feel doubt in their hearts, a certainty might be felt in an ice cream.


Toba Beta


#doubt #enjoy #life #life

Nothing else in all life is such a maker of joy and cheer as the privilege of doing good.


J.R. Miller


#joy #life

They grabbed me and up I went. My shriek probably could've been heard in England. It certainly brought the basketball coach and the rest of the boys running in the belief that someone was being brutally murdered. I don't think Mrs. Green will be picking me for the squad.


Joss Stirling


#finding-sky #england

I once watched several criminals engage in an organized argument, while an audience of supporters cheered them on, but I was so disgusted that I had to turn off the political debate. 



Jarod Kintz


#cheer #criminals #debate #disgust #fans