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I think Charley Pride has been one of the best things to happen to country music, to prove it belongs to everybody.


Loretta Lynn


#belongs #best #charley #country #country music

It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one.


Allan Carr


#charley #couple #into #odd #rolled

My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to me, which has never been one of my favorite memories—and Dad married Denise before I’d turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the matter. Denise and I never really clicked.


Darynda Jones


#darynda-jones #davidson #first-grave-on-the-right #death

We should date." I laughed, curled him into my arms, and kissed the soft spot underneath his earlobe. "You're going to have to go to obedience school for that to happen. You have authority issues." "Never mind. We should have sex again and then date." "Since you put it that way, okay.


Darynda Jones


#obedience-school #reyes-farrow #dating

He'd been in surgery for-like-ever, then in recovery, but they put him in a room because, despite the amount of blood loss, his wounds were no longer life threatening. "You here to get in my pants?" he asked. "You're not wearing any pants," I reminded him. "You're wearing a girly gown with a built-in ass ventilator.


Darynda Jones


#charley-davidson #garrett-swopes #life

Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee?


Darynda Jones


#coffee #humor #humor

My calculations - allowing for a 12 percent margin of error, based on the radius of the corresponding confidence interval and the surgeon general's warning - concluded that they probably didn't stay behind for the tacos.


Darynda Jones


#dead-people #funny-humor #funny

For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.


Darynda Jones


#darynda-jones #funny #shoot-out #funny

But give up my business? The same business I'd built from the ground up with my own two hands and designer Louis Vuittons? The same business for which I'd sacrificed blood, sweat, and tears? Well, maybe not sweat and tears, but there was blood. Lots of blood. Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.


Darynda Jones


#business

I brought out the most powerful tool I had in my arsenal. "If you resist," I said into Reyes's ear, "I'll be forced to Taser you." He looked at what I had in my hand. "That's a phone." "I have an app. You'll probably experience nerve damage. Slight memory loss.


Darynda Jones


#reyes-farrow #taser-app #experience






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