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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #celebrities




If someone tells you you're not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they can have a great view of your fabulous ass.


Miley Cyrus


#celebrities #inspirational #life #beauty

We are making gods out of global celebrities.


Elizabeth Joan Smith


#global #gods #making #out

To be or not to be tethered to the sordid, sickly, stinking, sappy apron strings of Hollywood and its endless fondness for fu**ing your sh** up. If Shakespeare were alive today, I bet he’d write a scintillating soliloquy about the Broken Brood of Big Shots. I bet he’d help you out, Micky Affias, ol’ Will the Bard would. Listen, we’ll come visit you. Okay? I’ll dress up as William Shakespeare, Lucent as Emily Dickinson, and beautiful ‘Ray’ as someone dashing and manly like Jules Verne or Ernest Hemingway, and we’ll write on your white-room walls. We’ll write you out of your supposed insanity. I love you, Micky Affias. -James (from "Descendants of the Eminent")


Tim Cummings


#afterlife #astrology #brothers #children-of-celebrities #class-struggle

Twitter provides us with a wonderful platform to discuss/confront societal problems. We trend Justin Bieber instead.


Lauren Leto


#humor #trends #twitter #humor

We spend too much time keeping up with celebrities. They're living their dreams, what about you? Are you where you want to be in life. Get off the couch, turn off the tv and start achieving your goals.


Bianca Frazier


#celebrity #goals #time #dreams

How is it that some celebrities, whom the average person would believe to have all the popularity a human being could want, still admit to feeling lonely? It is quite naive to assume that popularity is the remedy for loneliness. Loneliness does not necessarily equal physical solitude, it is the inability to be oneself and rightfully represented as oneself.


Criss Jami


#being-yourself #celebrities #emotional #facade #fame

The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology’s only credible conspiracy.


Bauvard


#celebrities #funny #humor #funny

Karl Marx: "Religion is the opiate of the masses." Carrie Fisher: "I did masses of opiates religiously.


Carrie Fisher


#addiction #alcoholism #celebrities #dysfunctional-families #fiction

Oh! This'll impress you - I'm actually in the Abnormal Psychology textbook. Obviously my family is so proud. Keep in mind though, I'm a PEZ dispenser and I'm in the abnormal Psychology textbook. Who says you can't have it all?


Carrie Fisher


#abnormal-psychology #bipolar #celebrities #celebrity #manic-depressive

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to be well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.


Fred Allen


#life






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