#cats

I watch baseball on TV like my cat watches the window. Somebody open the blinds so we can see better!
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— Jarod Kintz

#baseball-is-boring #boring #cats #open #preference

Four will Become Two, Lion and Tiger will Meet in Battle, and Blood will Rule the Forest. ↗

— Erin Hunter

#path

Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use. ↗

— Mark Twain

#ignorance

You cannot live with a paw in each world. ↗

— Erin Hunter

#wild

There are several cats smoothly moving about, which helped me greatly to relax, for I have always felt that no house is wholly bad where there are cats, and conversely, where there are several cats, a house is bound to be wonderfully charming. ↗

— Hans Holzer

#supernatural #supernatural

And how do you know that you're mad? "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" I suppose so, said Alice. "Well then," the Cat went on, "you see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags it's tale when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad. ↗

— Lewis Carroll

#cats #cheshire-cat #madness #dog

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind. ↗

— Cleveland Amory

#christmas

Of course, maybe I'd end up like one of those crazy old people with, like, sixty cats. And one day, the neighbors would complain about the smell, and it would turn out I'd died and the cats had eaten me. Still, it might be nice to have a cat. ↗

— Alex Flinn

#crazy

Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#lies #lie

I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#chaos #cooperation #organization #persuasion #pets