#cats

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods. ↗

— Christopher Hitchens

#atheism #cats #dogs #food #god

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#humor

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #life #humor

Meow” means “woof” in cat. ↗

— George Carlin

#cats #dogs #humor #language #humor

The only escape from the miseries of life are music and cats... ↗

— Albert Schweitzer

#life #music #life

I mean to say, we all sprang from humble origins. Goodness gracious, who would have thought that a species of monkey would take over the kingdom of the world. … I cannot help but feel that the monkey was not a good choice. Surely one of the cat family would have been much more satisfactory. They have a much less emotional approach to life. ("The Shadmock") ↗

— R. Chetwynd-Hayes

#evolution #monkeys #family

I'm lucky because I have a job I love. I really miss being away from home, being in my own bed, seeing my animals and siblings, having my moms cookies. I have a couple cats. I got a kitten about a year ago and now Im going on the road so I wont see him for a while. I feel bad. ↗

— Michelle Branch

#about #ago #away #bad #because

We've gotten involved in cat rescue - we take them in and find homes for them. I've always loved cats. I saw how homeless cats were living out there. We take them in, put out flyers. ↗

— Greg Ginn

#cat #cats #find #flyers #gotten

My dad, Donald, was a vet and had a practice in Yorkshire. Cats and dogs were his bread and butter, but his greatest love was large animals. ↗

— Alastair Campbell

#butter #cats #dad #dogs #donald

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. ↗

— Jules Verne

#am #believe #cat #cats #cloud