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Little-known fact about cheerleaders: They keep schedules that would make grown marines cry.


Jennifer Lynn Barnes


#funny #sarcastic #toby #funny

Caroline's lips thinned, her face flushed. "My husband, sir, has more secrets in his tiny, insignificant mind than the entire British War Department has had on file since its inception." She huffed with pure, disgusted outrage, lowering her gaze to the floor to murmur, "I'll kill him.


Adele Ashworth


#husband-and-wife #sarcastic #funny

I'm still furious with you," she murmured, kissing a line down his chest. "Oh, God, please don't be furious," he choked out quickly. "Every female I know is furious with me. Rosalyn throws tantrums, and Charlotte hasn't spoken to me or written since you left." He moved his hands to unbutton her gown. "The morning I thought you'd sailed out of my life I started drinking and didn't stop until I'd finished two bottles. For three days I had a blistering headache, and Nedda couldn't for the life of her stop banging things." He groaned. "And I can't even begin to tell you about your sisters.


Adele Ashworth


#funny #love #sarcastic #funny

Well I ain't Dr. Phil, but I'm smart," she said. "And your shoes are cuter than his," I said, trying to sound at least semi-normal. "Yeah they remind me of Dorothy's ruby slippers, only mine are wedges 'cause I'm more fashion conscious than she was.


P.C. Cast


#dr-phil #funny #hidden #house-of-night #kramisha

Se non ti conoscessi bene, direi che hai appena difeso l’onore di Christian? Ma non è un rompipalle?" "Già" risposi, leccandomi la glassa dalle dita. "Lo è eccome. Solo che per le prossime sei settimane, sarà il mio rompipalle.


Richelle Mead


#rose-hathaway #rose-hathaway

You have no right to make jigsaws of people.


Diana Wynne Jones


#humor #humor

I really hate threesomes when one of the participants is dead.


Jordan Castillo Price


#jordan-castillo-price #m-m-paranormal #victor-bayne #humor

We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.


Sandra Chami Kassis


#humor #ideas #mind-power #revolution #sarcasm

He was Apollo, God of Light, Music, and Healing, an immortal who had lived for eons and about whom stories and poems had been written. But he was also wretchedly carsick.


P. C. Cast


#humor #p-c-cast #humor

So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.


Lish McBride


#necromancer #panda #sarcastic #zombie #humor