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Francesca took a navy blue sheath from a hanger and held it up. "This is darling, Gabriel. Don't you love it? You're right, I think we need to concentrate on much more feminine articles of clothing." He reached around her and fingered the soft material. "Where is the rest of it?" He was very serious, his dark eyes searching her face for signs she was teasing.


Christine Feehan


#christine-feehan #funny #funny

Hardly anything is made of wood anymore. Nature has provided us with far more durable materials. Carpentry is as obsolete as rainforests.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #nature #rainforests #wood

The married thing. Sometimes I look at it and feel like someone from a Dickens novel, standing outside in the cold and staring in at Christmas dinner. Relationships hadn't ever really worked for me. I think it's had something to do with all the demons, ghosts, and human sacrifice.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #love #michael-carpenter #humor

Now play nicely, make-believe dead girl


Rachel Caine


#claire-danvers #eve-rosser #morganville-vampires #myrlin #morganville-vampires

Funny to think that every day you have ever lived is a yesterday, and you will never live one single tomorrow. But then again, every day is a today when you’re living it.


Mik Everett


#inspirational #life #philosophy #today #funny

I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.


Jim Butcher


#humor #michael-carpenter #humor

... men du ga fra deg dagene dine, én etter én ble de brukt opp, og til slutt var det ingen igjen, bare et tomt høl som sjelen din ble sugd inn i, et eneste stort og svart ingenting. Og så var det ikke mer.


Leif Østli


#inspriational #men

Leave the problems of God to God and karma to karma. Today you're here and nothing you do will change that. Today you are alive and here and honored and blessed with good fortune. Look at this suset, it's beautiful, neh? This sunset exists. Tomorrow does not exist. There is only now. Please look. It is so beautiful and it will never happen ever again, never, not this sunset, never in all infinity. Lose yourself in it, make yourself one with nature and do not worry about karma, yours, mine, or that of the village.


James Clavell


#carpe-diem #how-to-live #live-in-the-moment #beauty

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.


Erma Bombeck


#food #titanic #food

Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance.


Oprah Winfrey


#dance #chance






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