#carl

He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly. ↗

— George Carlin

#feminism #feminist #george-carlin #god #men-and-women

I'm in deep shit Alex, 'cause I think I'd like nothin' better than to wake up with her every mornin'. ↗

— Simone Elkeles

#carlos-fuentes #rules

Next time I want to do something nice, slap me. ↗

— Simone Elkeles

#humour #rules-of-attraction #rules

They seek him here, they seek him there Those Frenchies seek him everywhere Is he in heaven or is he in hell? That demned elusive Pimpernel ↗

— Emmuska Orczy

#scarlet-pimpernel #heaven

You want to fly in jets, and I just want to fly" -Baby Carlyle ↗

— Cecily von Ziegesar

#gossip

A garter. You’re supposed to take it off and keep it as a memento. K-k-kinda like a trophy for going far sexually with a girl. It’s stupid, really. And kind of d-d-degrading if I think about it too m-m-much.” “I know what it is,” he says, amusement evident in his voice. “I just wanted to hear your explanation. ↗

— Simone Elkeles

#kiara-westford #sexuality

Didn't you learn anything from my mistakes?" he asks. Shit, when Alex was in the Latino Blood back in Chicago I worshiped him. "You don't want to hear my answer to that. ↗

— Simone Elkeles

#rules-to-attraction #worship

If I said I was madly in love with you you'd know I was lying. ↗

— Margaret Mitchell

#scarlett #unrequited-love #love

The American mind, unlike the English, is not formed by books, but, as Carl Sandburg once said to me... by newspapers and the Bible. ↗

— Van Wyck Brooks

#bible #books #carl #english #formed

I started beach football in Monte Carlo when I retired from football in 1997. I liked the game very much. ↗

— Eric Cantona

#carlo #football #game #i #liked