#cannibal

There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount. ↗

— Graham Chapman

#amount #british #cannibalism #certain #i

Up until I saw the hair in my food, it was delicious. You know, cannibalism isn’t so bad. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#delicious #funny #humor #food

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork? ↗

— Stanislaw Lec

#fork #progress #uses

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. ↗

— Herman Melville

#cannibal #christian #drunken #sleep #sober

Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. ↗

— Herman Melville

#cannibal #christian #drunken #sleep #sober

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. ↗

— H. L. Mencken

#cannibals #constituents #dinner #found #had

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. ↗

— Morey Amsterdam

#into #orders #person #restaurant #waiter

I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#funny #humor #parasites #vampires #zombies

I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty? ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#dinner #food #funny #humor #change

In '73 I photographed the cannibals in New Guinea. They treated me OK but they didn't make you feel relaxed... I managed to escape unscathed though, I'm pretty good at that. ↗

— David Bailey

#escape #feel #good #guinea #i