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If you’re a cannibal, an Olympic sprinter would be considered fast food.


Jarod Kintz


#cannibalism #fast-food #food #funny #humor

I was on one of my world 'walkabouts.' It had taken me once more through Hong Kong, to Japan, Australia, and then Papua New Guinea in the South Pacific [one of the places I grew up]. There I found the picture of 'the Father.' It was a real, gigantic Saltwater Crocodile (whose picture is now featured on page 1 of TEETH). From that moment, 'the Father' began to swim through the murky recesses of my mind. Imagine! I thought, men confronting the world’s largest reptile on its own turf! And what if they were stripped of their firearms, so they must face this force of nature with nothing but hand weapons and wits? We know that neither whales nor sharks hunt individual humans for weeks on end. But, Dear Reader, crocodiles do! They are intelligent predators that choose their victims and plot their attacks. So, lost on its river, how would our heroes escape a great hunter of the Father’s magnitude? And what if these modern men must also confront the headhunters and cannibals who truly roam New Guinea? What of tribal wars, the coming of Christianity and materialism (the phenomenon known as the 'Cargo Cult'), and the people’s introduction to 'civilization' in the form of world war? What of first contact between pristine tribal culture and the outside world? What about tribal clashes on a global scale—the hatred and enmity between America and Japan, from Pearl Harbor, to the only use in history of atomic weapons? And if the world could find peace at last, how about Johnny and Katsu?


Timothy James Dean


#adventure #american-history #australia #biggest-crocodile #cannibal

Up until I saw the hair in my food, it was delicious. You know, cannibalism isn’t so bad.


Jarod Kintz


#delicious #funny #humor #food

Then my first film was something called Cannibal Girls, which sounds like a horror movie but was actually kind of a goofy comedy with horror elements. Like a horror spoof.


Ivan Reitman


#called #cannibal #comedy #elements #film

The Internet will win because it is relentless. Like a cannibal, it even turns on it own. Though early portals like Prodigy and AOL once benefited from their first-mover status, competitors surpassed them as technology and consumer preferences changed.


John Sununu


#because #benefited #cannibal #changed #competitors

I don't care how much you eat, Ender, self-cannibalism won't get you out of this school.


Orson Scott Card


#humour #sci-fi #self-cannibalism #sci-fi

The bad news is the butcher’s dead. The good news is there’ll be no need for a funeral, and I’ve got enough meat to last for weeks. 



Jarod Kintz


#cannibalism #death #food #funeral #humor

Genuine polemics approach a book as lovingly as a cannibal spices a baby.


Walter Benjamin


#baby #book #cannibal #genuine #lovingly

The people of the future will say, meat-eaters in disgust and regard us in the same way that we regard cannibals and cannibalism.


Dennis Weaver


#cannibals #disgust #future #people #regard

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.


Morey Amsterdam


#into #orders #person #restaurant #waiter