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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #canada




I love Canada.


Randy Quaid


#i #i love #love

I came from Canada when I was about 10 years old, and our family settled in Cleveland, Ohio.


Joe Shuster


#came #canada #cleveland #family #i

At the first general meeting of this Corporation in 1820, his Lordship presided; a circumstance, which may well be considered an era in the history of the Church of Upper Canada.


John Strachan


#church #circumstance #considered #corporation #era

The Legislature of Lower Canada, consisting chiefly of Roman Catholics, could hardly be expected to support a church which they were taught to consider heretical, and in Upper Canada the scanty means at the disposal of the Government, precluded all hope.


John Strachan


#catholics #chiefly #church #consider #consisting

When I started out in Canada, I did a lot of voice-overs and commercials.


Andrea Martin


#commercials #did #i #lot #out

I'm going to tell you the story about the geese which fly 5,000 miles from Canada to France. They fly in V-formation but the second ones don't fly. They're the subs for the first ones. And then the second ones take over - so it's teamwork.


Alex Ferguson


#canada #first #fly #france #geese

What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay.


Adam Rex


#funny #age

More polar bears live in Canada than in the rest of the world combined, which raises the question, Why the hell did we choose the beaver as our national emblem? We could have had Nanuk of the North, Lord of the Arctic, as our symbol. Instead we got stuck with Squirrelly McTeeth. Sheesh.


Will Ferguson


#humour #beauty

...my body has become another country and I feel like an unemployed illegal alien how will I survive where I do not belong I belong with you


Patrick Califia-Rice


#change #longing #poem #change

For [Stephen] Harper, a national daycare plan bordered on being a socialist scheme, a phrase he had once used to describe the Kyoto Protocol on climate change. For [Paul] Martin, whose plan would have transferred to the provinces $5 billion over five years, the national program was what Canadianism was all about. "Think about it this way," [Martin] said. "What if, decades ago, Tommy Douglas and my father and Lester Pearson had considered the idea of medicare and then said, 'Forget it! Let's just give people twenty-five dollars a week.' You want a fundamental difference between Mr. Harper and myself? Well, this is it.


Lawrence Martin


#canadian #canadian-history #canadian-politics #health-care #healthcare






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