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I like golf, hiking, camping, boating and fishing.


Bryan Clay


#fishing #golf #hiking #i #like

We combine our three packs of pasta for dinner – pesto. We tip the dried stuff into a pan, add water and simmer. We try it, looking at each other with disbelief as it hits the tastebuds. ‘It’s pesto, Jim, but not as we know it,’ I say. ‘Fascinating,’ says Lou, unsmiling humouring my Star Trek reference, while wincing at the foul food. (And what made me say that? Is there such a thing as a dad-joke vacuum that needs to be filled, even in the wild?)


Fiona Wood


#camping-food #dad-joke #dad-jokes #fiona-wood #food

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars.


Alan S. Kesselheim


#modern-life #outdoors #age

Wilderness areas are first of all a series of sanctuaries for the primitive arts of wilderness travel, especially canoeing and packing. I suppose some will wish to debate whether it is important to keep these primitive arts alive. I shall not debate it. Either you know it in your bones, or you are very, very old.


Aldo Leopold


#camping #canoeing #primitive-arts #wilderness #art

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.


Dave Barry


#camping #motel #nature #promoting #way

I'm tired of being set upon by crazed Christians one minute and unbridled libertines the next. Girls, I'm going camping.


Bailey White


#family #libertines #family

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.


Bill Bryson


#attack #bear #camp #camping #funny

The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.


Dave Barry


#humor #ice-fishing #ice-skating #skiing #snow-camping

I swear there are about a million rocks underneath me," [Dylan] said grouchily. Think of it as therapeutic. Like a shiatsu massage." (Sadie) You obviously have a much better imagination than me," he said.


Sarah Mayberry


#humor #rocks #humor

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.


Dave Barry


#clark #expedition #lewis #lewis and clark #trip