#calendar

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#calendar #day #getting #know #looked

To be able to hold all four majors - the Masters, U.S. Open, British Open, PGA - all concurrently I think is the Grand Slam. But a lot of people have a different opinions on that. People think you have to win it in the same calendar year. ↗

— Tiger Woods

#british #british open #calendar #concurrently #different

A story conducted by the time of a clock and calendars alone would be a story not of human beings but of mechanical toys. ↗

— Mary Lascelles

#clock #novels #stories #art

You are right that I don't have a lot of spare time because I love to stay busy and keep my calendar full. ↗

— Kiana Tom

#busy #calendar #full #i #i love

I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time. ↗

— Gilbert Gottfried

#calendar #fill #i #never #percent

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. ↗

— Susie Bright

#even #going #idea #no idea #time

And I have a couple swimsuit calendars I did that are coming out. ↗

— Trishelle Cannatella

#coming #couple #did #i #out

I write everything down. I e-mail the second I think of something, or I write notes in my BlackBerry calendar. I set up reminder alerts on my phone. And I have a notebook by my bedside so I can write down any last-minute ideas. ↗

— Giada De Laurentiis

#any #bedside #blackberry #calendar #down

The daily calendar seemed, to me, like a kind of cartoon black hole, and you didn't have to be a rocket scientist to know that that couldn't be sustained indefinitely. That's why I pulled the plug on that one after the '02 edition. Kind of a preemptive strike. ↗

— Gary Larson

#black #black hole #calendar #cartoon #daily

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. ↗

— Og Mandino

#fools #found #only #tomorrow